I just need you to know that there's a person out there who thinks that babies grow inside fetuses.
1. This guy is convinced that the average woman has sex — with a completely different partner — every two days. Sounds exhausting!
2. Apparently, butterflies aren't animals.
3. I'm not even sure what to say about this one.
4. If you're going to correct someone's grammar, make sure you're right.
5. And if someone does correct your grammar correctly, don't try to pretend that you did it on purpose.
6. Like, it's very easy to just say nothing.
7. Yeah, that was definitely NOT safer than today.